Carl Hiaasen
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Double Whammy
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A wacky tale of murder and mayhem at a big-stakes Florida bass tournament delightfully exposes corruption among
the rod-and-reel set.
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Lucky You
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Grange, Florida, is famous for its miracles--the weeping fiberglass Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata
man. And now it has JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery.
Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one. The other belongs to Bodean Gazzer and his raunchy
sidekick, Chub, who believe they're entitled to the whole $28 million jackpot. And they need it quickly, to start
their own underground militia before NATO troops invade America.
But JoLayne Lucks has her own plans for the Lotto money--an Eden-like forest in Grange must be saved from strip-malling.
When Bode and Chub brutally assault her and steal her ticket, JoLayne vows to track them down, take it back--and
get revenge.
The only one who can help is Tom Krome, a big-city investigative journalist now bitterly consigned to writing frothy
features for a midsized central Florida newspaper. With a persuasive nudge from JoLayne, Krome is about to become
part of a story that's bigger and more bizarre than anything he's ever covered.
Chasing two heavily armed psychopaths down the coast of Florida is reckless enough, but Tom's got other problems--the
murderous attention of a jealous judge; an actress wife who turns fugitive to avoid divorce court; an editor who
speaks in tongues; and Tom's own growing fondness for the future millionairess with whom he's risking his neck.
The pursuit takes them from the surreal streets of Grange to a buzzard-infested island deep in Florida Bay, where
they finally catch up with the fledgling militia--Chub, Bode Gazzer, a newly recruited convenience-store clerk
and their baffled hostage, a Hooters waitress.
The climax explodes with the hilarious mayhem that is Carl Hiaasen's hallmark. Lucky You is his funniest, most
deliriously gripping novel yet.
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Native Tongue
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When the precious clue-tongued mango voles at the Amazing Kingdom of Thrills on North Key Largo are stolen by heartless,
ruthless thugs, Joe Winder wants to uncover why, and find the voles. Joe is lately a PR man for the Amazing Kingdom
theme park, but now that the voles are gone, Winder is dragged along in their wake through a series of weird and
lethal events that begin with the sleazy real-estate agent/villain Francis X. Kingsbury and can end only one way....
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Sick Puppy
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When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover
is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on
his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to
saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements -- such as torching
Jet-Skis or blowing up banks -- that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.
After watching Stoat blithely dump a trail of fast-food litter out the window, Twilly decides to teach him a lesson.
Thus, Stoat's prized Range Rover becomes home to a horde of hungry dung beetles. Which could have been the end
to it had Twilly not discovered that Stoat is one of Florida's cockiest and most powerful political fixers, whose
latest project is the "malling" of a pristine Gulf Coast island. Now the real Hiaasen-variety fun begins
...
Dognapping eco-terrorists, bogus big-time hunters, a Republicans-only hooker, an infamous ex-governor who's gone
back to nature, thousands of singing toads and a Labrador retriever greater than the sum of his Labrador parts
-- these are only some of the denizens of Carl Hiaasen's outrageously funny new novel.
Brilliantly twisted entertainment wrapped around a powerful ecological plea, Sick Puppy gleefully lives up to its
title and gives us Hiaasen at his riotous and muckraking best.
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Skin Tight
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Somebody wants Mick Stranahan dead, and the list of possible players is long: the plastic surgeon with the extremely
shaky hands, the sleazy lawyer who advertises, the TV host whose taste for sensationalism is exceeded only by his
vanity, and the hit man whose skin problems could fill a comprehensive (if bizarre) medical textbook.
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Stormy Weather
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When a ferocious hurricane rips through southern Florida, the con artists and carpetbaggers waste no time in swarming
over the disaster area. Caught in the middle are Max and Bonnie Lamb, newlyweds torn in wildly different directions
by the storm. It is Max's fateful decision to abort their Disney World honeymoon and race to Dade County to see
the terrible devastation. Armed with a video camera, the ambitious young advertising executive can't wait to show
his hurricane tapes to his buddies back in New York. Over Bonnie's objections, Max eagerly sets out through the
rubble, debris and mayhem - and promptly vanishes. The only clue to his whereabouts: a runaway monkey. The only
person who can help Bonnie's search: a mysterious young man with a tranquilizer gun and a roomful of human skulls.
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Strip Tease
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Congressman David Dilbeck has a bad problem. "I should never," he says, "be around naked women."
But he just can't stay away. And late one night, at a gaudy Fort Lauderdale strip joint, Dilbeck loses control.
He leaps onto the stage with the performers and proceeds to demonstrate his affections in a most unconventional
way. The congressman barely escapes the scene, but not before being recognized by an odd little customer known
as Mr. Peepers - an unlikely blackmailer, but (it turns out) a cunning one. To save himself from an election-year
sex scandal, David Dilbeck desperately turns to Malcolm "Moldy" Moldowsky, a devious and cold-blooded
political fixer. It is Moldy's mission to protect the congressman's reputation, shaky as it might be, and soon
the stakes are murderously high. Meanwhile, the lust-struck Dilbeck secretly pursues the current woman of his dreams,
a formidable nude dancer named Erin Grant. She has her own special plans for the wayward politician. The chase
leads from the staid corridors of Congress to the sweltering cane fields of Lake Okeechobee, from a topless wrestling
pit to a sunken Guatemalan banana boat. It's a manically inventive and suspenseful tale that resonates with the
furious intelligence, merciless characterization and savage good humor that we've come to expect from Carl Hiaasen.
"He is so good," says Donald Westlake, "he ought to be illegal." In Strip Tease, Hiaasen is
better than ever.
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Tourist Season
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The only trace of the first victim was his Shriner's fez washed up on the Miami beach. The second victim, the head
of the city's chamber of commerce, was found dead with a toy rubber alligator lodged in his throat. And that was
just the beginning... Now Brian Keyes, reporter turned private eye, must move from muckraking to rooting out murder,
in a caper that will mix football players, politicians, and police with a group of fanatics and a very hungry crocodile.
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